Blowlagerfeld's

This is my vibe today

blowlagerfeld — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 04:17:27 +0000

Maybach Exelero , just in case you forgot

blowlagerfeld — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:26:32 +0000

Breaking the chains of psychological slavery

blowlagerfeld — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:44:16 +0000

C’mon guys how many ways are we going to glorify being imprisoned. Here is a Alon’s new fragrance appropriately titled Konvict. While we love the whole staff over at Konvict and the music is definitely on point…the handcuffs are 2 steps backwards.

I mean you could've at least had the handcuffs open

Though we hate the glorification of anything jail related…he is icy though! LOL!

Whats with the pink shirt... :/

By Far The Coldest Cell Phone EVER!!

blowlagerfeld — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:36:30 +0000

Just when you thought that new iphone you got was the bee’s knees in cell phone gadgetry along comes Celsius X VII’s Mechanical Cell phone. The price tag on this beauty is $300k and it has a toubillion on the face !

The phone has moving mechanical parts. Much is still a mystery

Get money or get Nothing

blowlagerfeld — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:40:23 +0000

Lose Control–Timbaland feat. Jojo(!?!?) & Hayes

blowlagerfeld — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:15:37 +0000

Glam-I-Rock

blowlagerfeld — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:09:31 +0000

http://glamirock.bandcamp.com/

Music over the years has had its fair share of fits and starts. Strong starts and fading finishes. Moments of inspiration and deterioration. The staff here at Blowlagerfeld’s have been fortunate to be a part of many movements in music, some powerful and some bowel. Our latest discovery is setting up to be one of the powerful ones. Glam-I-Rock is to hip hop now what punk was to rock in the 80′s: edgy, rebellious and most importantly the tone of the youth.

While we don’t know much about Glam-I-Rock we do know that there seems to be a crew of preforming arts students in southern California who have taken it upon themselves to be the bastions of this new era in music and hip hop. The lead vocalist is a rapper and a singer like many of the talented new age artist seem to be. It’s almost like you can’t get away with being a one trick pony anymore ( a la 50 cent) : /.

We have done you the courtesy of posting youtubes for the stand out track

“Empty Avenue ” and also a freestyle with an ACUSTIC GUITAR!!!

Please be advised that you heard it here first.

Flexibility.

blowlagerfeld — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:35:09 +0000

Sometimes it’s not what you have but what you can do with it. A Big gigantic dude with all these muscles who can’t bend over to pick up the boulder would be worthless as a superhero. The Same holds true with all these brick-house women we tend to see on the Internets. There seems to be a prevailing argument that when it comes to pure pleasure a woman is only as good as her assets, and this my friends is a false. We are posting pictures in effort to stimulate the imaginations of our readers. As we enter into the future (2010 is the real future according to every comic book pre-2000), let us not limit ourselves to the ways of old. Expand and Experiment

Big ups to amanda diva of hip hop and child star fame

They are trained to seduce

blowlagerfeld — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:12:56 +0000

Yours to enjoy!!

So the staff at BlowLagerfeld took a strip to one of hollywoods finest strip clubs this weekend and boy was it a fruitful experience. With the help of lots of ones and a Black Card, good times were had by all.

Have you ever noticed that whenever you talk to a stripper you get some of the same lines. For instance ” I only work on the weekends to help pay for school” or ” I just started two months ago” LOL

The strip club should have a consent form you sign at the door that says:

Be advised these girls are trained in the art of seduction and will only answer your questions with “Yes” . I.E

Have you ever been with a girl? Yes
Do you think I’m cute ? Yes
Is this your real number? Yes

Therefore, do not think you are special or by any means different than the other schmoe who was leasing her love before you. Do not come in here looking for love or anything that will last beyond your bankroll. Yes the girls will sleep with you for a price but please do not ask about it unless you are in a private area.

Thank You

Management.

Here are some pics to help you visualize

Passion Jones in the sheets

blowlagerfeld — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:17:48 +0000

This is a young lady who is on the rise. Her ability to smile and rumble around in the sheets is unparalleled. See for yourself…..